When A Woman Says:

WHEN A WOMAN SAYS:

1. FINE : this is a word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut the F*ck up.

2. FIVE MINUTES : if she is getting dressed, this means half an hour, five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping out around the house.

3. NOTHING : this is the calm before the storm, this means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end with fine.

4. GO AHEAD : this is a dare, it is not permission. SO...Don't DO it!!!

5. LOUD SIGH : this is actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means shes thinking your an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing around arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

6. THAT'S OKAY : this is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man, "thats okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when your going to pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS : a woman is thanking you, do not question it or faint, just say you're welcome

8. WHATEVER : is a womens way of saying F*CK YOU!!!

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT : another dangerous statement, meaning this is something a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself, this will later result in a man asking "WHAT'S WRONG" (for womens response refer to #3)

**Hope this is helpful to all u guys that have a hard time understanding women!!**